Movie Review: The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
Directed by Peter Jackson
Screenplay by Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens, Peter Jackson and Guillermo del Toro
Here we have Watson smoking some pipeweed.
Somehow Sherlock got turned into a dragon. Honestly, I just want to hear Benedict Cumberbatch's voice.
I imagined Thorin to be on the old side, with salt and pepper hair. This is not what I imagined. This is better.
This pair of brothers are there to satisfy the eye-candy requirement. Not that I'm complaining.
But nothing can compare to the fabulous(ness) of Thranduil whose close-eyes-turn-head action fluttered Tumblr hearts. See what I mean here.