- You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
- You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
- When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
- After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
- You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
- You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
- You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
- When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
- You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
- No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
- The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )
- Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
- People think you have A.D.D.
- You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
- You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
- You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
- Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
- And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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