You Know You're an Author If...

  • You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
  • You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
  • When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
  • After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
  • You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
  • You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
  • You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
  • When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
  • You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
  • No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
  • The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )
  • Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
  • People think you have A.D.D.
  • You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
  • You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
  • You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
  • Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
  • And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


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